Are Blogs Lame?

I'm it!

2005-08-25T00:09:57Z

I got tagged by Hannah, so here's 10 Random Things About Me:

1. I put two spaces in between sentences when I type because I was taught to do it that way in first grade.
2. I'm not sure if I spelled 'taught' right.
3. I intentionally misspell 'weird' as 'wierd' when I'm online.
4. I just changed into long pants, which made me miss wearing long pants because they pwn shorts. Also, I think I need bigger pants. *is fat*
5. My index finger on my right hand is freakishly long, and I pretty much JUST realized it.
6. 'pretty much' is my latest crutch-phrase.
7. I have an overwhelming desire to get a decent fashion sense/some not-boring clothes.
8. I just found out I have Chemistry with Luke this year. Not bad.
9. I really hate it when my face is stubbly, so I shave almost every day.
10. TROPICAL IIIIIISLAND!

Tag, uh, Shua. Go!

josephine_pimp @ 2005-08-03T22:35:00

2005-08-04T02:33:32Z

New layout for me. I don't really like orange all that much normally, but it's growing on me.

josephine_pimp @ 2005-06-19T18:22:00

2005-06-19T22:23:29Z

I know it's been ages since I've written much of anything at all here, but please try to hold your applause...

All sarcasm aside, It is officially one day before I leave for Iowa University to undergo the magic that is debate camp. I'll have my cell with me, of course, as well as access to e-mail, so if anyone feels a hankering to contact me they can find me at warispeace641@gmail.com

Otherwise, I wish everyone who's going the awesomest of time at CRCAP. See y'all in 2 weeks.

josephine_pimp @ 2005-05-25T19:30:00

2005-05-25T23:28:53Z

kungpfauchicken (7:27:24 PM): Well hey there, Jack.
warispeace641 (7:27:27 PM): hey there
warispeace641 (7:27:29 PM): uh...jill
kungpfauchicken (7:27:37 PM): Haha
kungpfauchicken (7:27:42 PM): So, about this hill...
warispeace641 (7:27:54 PM): haha
warispeace641 (7:28:31 PM): i dunno, i don't think we should go up it
warispeace641 (7:28:34 PM): you might break something
warispeace641 (7:28:37 PM): like your crown!
kungpfauchicken (7:28:44 PM): But I've just gotta fetch this pail of water.
warispeace641 (7:29:21 PM): yeah buddy, but there's no way i'm going tumbling down after

josephine_pimp @ 2005-05-08T19:49:00

2005-05-08T23:48:43Z

Total comments: 231 (0 screened)

1	josephine_pimp	48
2	somesortofhippo	44
3	killerliller	34
4	perrye	29
5	lita11475	28
6	thebigbangbane	20
7	toodle	8
8	mnadler	7
9	uby_tuesday	4
10	evanglnunit00	2
11	gosuflavor	2
12	Anonymous	2
13	chrissy_tee	1
14	lefuturproche	1
15	quiteso_oldchum	1

These statistics were generated using LJ Stats. E-mail mpnolan[at]gmail[dot]com if you find a bug. Original idea from scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard.

I BEAT EVERYONE!

josephine_pimp @ 2005-05-06T16:29:00

2005-05-06T20:28:58Z

Shua (4:27:46 PM): in the immortal words of the woman who was cutting my hair:
Shua (4:27:58 PM): "Holy friggin' crap, you have a lot of hair."

COMPLIMENT ME!

2005-05-02T23:05:25Z

Debate is fun, sometimes

2005-02-06T04:08:58Z

I have a story, and it goes something like this:
I was at a debate tournament and these really wierd (but moderately funny) girls were talking at me. Afterwards Hannah goes "Wow, they were really hitting on you". And for some reason, it made my day. Then I found 20 Euros.

Funny, funny stuff...

2005-02-04T00:49:07Z

I figure that this is funny enough to warrant an LJ post:
www.lostfrog.org

PARTAY

2005-02-03T02:20:04Z

Party at my place on Sunday. Times/details to follow (once I figure them out)

That is all.

Funniest ever...

2005-01-17T19:58:23Z

Found this whilst poking around on the interweb, figured it's worth sharing:
http://www.members.shaw.ca/csafruik/movies/mordor-vi.gif

Party, perhaps?

2004-11-29T01:33:04Z

Who would be able to come to a party at my place on Sunday?

I'm not 100% that I can host it, but if enough people can make it, I'll ask the parents.

My day was better than yours

2004-09-20T00:23:01Z

Thats right, no questions about it. Despite the fact that I had to wake up at 6:30 (after going to sleep at about 2), this day ruled.

After getting up too early, I showered and did the usual shit, but in anticipation of the days events, it was cool.

Anyways, the reason this day ruled was because of the Flames of War (World War II miniatures game) tournament. My British Armoured Company was massacred twice, and layed the smack down on a German Panzer Company. Oh yeah. But the best part was winning Best Sportsman award, which entailed a 20 dollar gift certificate to the store it was at.

Yeah, otherwise, I just got back and am totally over-caffeinated. As in, I can't sit still, and typing is proving difficult with all the shaking.

Because Shua did it:

2004-09-18T22:02:37Z

What do YOUR livejournal friends think of you? by broadwayrl
username
favourite color
sex
is only your friend because you told them to be	flamingliberal5
fantasizes about your feet	lita11475
wants you dead	shiro_okami
thinks your moms HOTT STUFF	thebigbangbane
wishes they were closer to you	killerliller
writes songs about you	perrye
loves you very much	toodle
misses you	somesortofhippo
wishes they knew you better	perrye

Quiz created with MemeGen!

The "I feel obligated to entry"

2004-09-18T03:32:53Z

That's right, I'm doing this cause I feel obligated to do so. Damn you Livejournal. Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the wright brothers!

Not that I'm quoting Family Guy constantly.

Yeah, so, how about those...nose? I'm a trying, but nothings coming, man. It's not like writing these things comes naturally or anything.

Events, I'll talk about those. Yesterday was super-rockin cause it was a day off (Jews of the world, I thank you), so Kari came over and a blast was had. In other words, we watched Life of Brian and went to Starbucks. But it seems like more to me, really.

Today was spent in confusion, thinking it was monday. As such, it was one of the worse school days I've had. The classes were long and boring, and the 'normals' were all extra-irritating. Oh well, I had a party to look forward to, so it was ok.

After school, weedhamites (minus lintz) came to chez moi, and we hunged out in the basement. We basically spent the whole time sitting there talking about raunchyness. Man, they can be fun sometimes. And being a galpal is great, I get all the juicy gossip *winky face*.

Parties rule. But I can't help but feel a little bad about this one. I know I promised to be more all-inclusive and less couply, and I tried, but I get the strange feeling I managed to fuck up somehow. So,if you're reading this, and you were at the party, and if you had a not-supreme time, I'm sorry if it was in any part related to me. There.

Ok, I'm done. Turns out I had more on my mind than just hair. Hehe, I made a funny. Oh man, the lack of sleep is getting to me. Gotta go...nose.

Obligatory School Post!

2004-09-07T20:13:18Z

Ok, I've returned alive (but just barely) from my first day of school. And I can tell that y'all are on the edge of your seats to hear aboot it. So here goes.

Homeroom: Wacky. We had an extended homeroom today, to get things done and such. My last year's home-room teacher was fired, so we have two (2) really REALLY peppy spanish teachers. And it became clear that they don't get the picture when they handed out "Name Bingo" sheets. Ugh. Thank god homeroom only lasts 10 minutes on a normal day.

1st Period - Study: No problemo on this. It's study. I have some fairly-ok people in it, and the plan is to go to Dunkin Donuts all the time. Good stuff.

2nd Period - Public Speaking: Oh man, I'm psyched about this class. Not only is Luke in it, Mr. Cooke seems like an awesome guy. Should be really great stuff.

3rd Period - French: Better than I thought it would be. Nick's in my class, and it's a class of 30 kids, so it should be much fun sitting in back and making side comments. Most excellent.

4th Period - Physics: Again, looking up. Mr. Gagnon strikes me as cool, despite his insistance on assigned seating. And Igor's in my class.

5th Period - Geometry: Figures. The one class I'd kill to have a friend in is completely devoid of awesome people. I hate math ever so much, and the teacher seems like a real flake. I mean, instead of tests we have "Celebrations of Knowledge". Og dear oh dear.

6th Period - English: Oh man, this is the class that almost made me want to run out of school and never go back. Mike V is in it, but he's seated on teh exact opposite of the room. Now, add every stupid moron in my grade (most of which are total stoners) and you've got my class. To top it all off, the teacher seems really awedul, totally rigid and amazingly boring. Eugh.

7th Period - History: Thank god for this class. Thank you. Seriously, this is going to be a great class. Mr. Brook is british, for god's sake! And how about the fact that Lintz, Igor and Elana are all in it with me! And we're going to have class debates! And it's going to be ubermuch fun. But seriously, this is exactly what I really needed, especially after the horror of english.

Ok, I'm done bitching about my classes. Sorry you had to read all that. I'm outa here.

Give in to peer pressure...

2004-09-06T22:32:27Z

1. Your favorite song with the name of a city in the title or text.
Marrakesh Express, by Crosby, Stills & Nash. Seriously, that was the only one that came to mind, and only because I just finished listening to it.

2. A song you've listened to repeatedly when you were depressed at some point in your life.
Somebody to Love, by Queen. At many points in my life, it seemed to perfectly describe my situation.

3. Ever bought an entire album just for one song and winded up disliking everything but that song? Gimme that song.
Nope, I download any single songs I want. Although I'm tempted to buy the Best of Queen CD Luke has to get Fat Bottomed Girls.

4. A song whose lyrics you thought you knew in the past, but about which you later learned you were incorrect.
Bohemian Rhapsody. I was way, way off.

5. Your least favorite song on one of your favorite albums of all time.
None. Every album I own is totally perfect. Or else maybe I just can't think of one.

6. A song you like by someone you find physically unattractive or otherwise repellent.
Anything by Bob Dylan. Or anything with Keith Richards in/on it. I mean, just look at them!

7. Your favorite song that has expletives in it that's not by Liz Phair.
Hurricane by Bob Dylan has the 'n word' in it, so that counts. It's a great song.

8. A song that sounds as if it's by someone British but isn't.
Ooh, tough. Umm, are Talking Heads british? Cause if they aren't, then Psycho Killer qualifies.

9. A song you like (possibly from your past) that took you forever to finally locate a copy of.
Bohemian Rhapsody, again. It's just so great. Really, really awesome.

10. A song that reminds you of spring but doesn't mention spring at all.
Sugar Magnolia, by the Grateful Dead. It's about sex. Then again, what isn't these days.

11. A song that sounds to you like being happy feels.
Good Day, Sunshine. By the Beatles. Oh yeah, you bet.

12. Your favorite song from a non-soundtrack compilation album.
Umm, err, uhhh...... Phish is awesome.

13. A song from your past that would be considered politically incorrect now (and possibly was then).
I have vivid memories of listening to a lot of Jimi Hendrix back in 5th grade, because my brother would always have it playing. And Purple Haze probably counts as politcally incorrect.

14. A song sung by an overweight person.
The Twelve Days of Christmas, by Bob and Doug McKenzie. They're f-ing hilarious.

15. A song you actually like by an artist you otherwise hate.
Anything on the Thriller album by Michael Jackson. I hate his guts so much, but I can't deny that it's a great album.

16. A song by a band (whose members actually play instruments) that features three or more female members.
Do the members of Queen count as girls? No? Then no idea.

17. One of the earliest songs that you can remember listening to.
I know Raffi did covers of a bunch of Beatles songs, Here Comes the Sun is one of them, I think. Yeah, thats right, Raffi.

18. A song you've been mocked by friends for liking.
Again, anything by the Beatles. For some reason, some of my friends don't appreciate their genius.

19. A really good cover version you think no one else has heard.
Gee, I'd say Kashmir, but I never actually got to see it. So I'd have to say Session 2 Rock Star Performance's rendition of Who are You (originally by The Who).

20. A song that has helped cheer you up (or empowered you somehow) after a breakup or otherwise difficult situation.
The General, by Dispatch. Acousticy-goodness.

Monkey see, monkey do.

2004-08-14T04:01:21Z

Ok, It's too early to be tired. And I saw that both Lily and Trudie had filled out this survey thing, so here I goes:

1. name: Chris
2. single or taken: Taken, and couldn't be happier.
3. sex: Please. I mean, male.
4. birthday: July the 26th.
5. sign: Leo.
6. siblings: One.
7. hair color: Blonde, last I checked.
8. eye color: Brown.
9. shoe size: umm, 10ish.
10. height: 5'4"

r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: Ooh, toughy. I hate to think of friends in terms of 'best' though.
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yeah, as unlikely as it seems.
3. did you send this to your crush?: Send? No comprende.
4. did your crush send this to you?: Unless you count lifting it off of Lily's entry, no.

f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: Ummm, am I a geek if I say Danger Planet?
2. any tattoos or piercings: Nope.

s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: Good lord no.
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: The green stuff.
3. what are you most scared of?: Heights, closely followed by the government.
4. what are you listening to right now?: Tommy, the album/rock opera by The Who
5. who is the last person that called you?: Kari.
6. where do you want to get married?: Vegas. It's all planned out. Strippers will be involved.
7. how many buddies are online right now?: 5. Sad, eh?
8. what would you change about yourself?: How can you improve upon perfection? Ego aside tho, I'm not too happy with my social skills, or my general appearance.

f a v o r i t e s
1. color: Always been partial to neon green.
2. food: Pie, and plenty of it.
3. boys names: Modo
4. girls names: Modina
5. subjects in school: Lunch, closely followed by study.
6. animals: Llamas,

h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: No.
2. smoked?: Nope.
3. bungee jumped?: Ahahahaha! No no no no and no.
4. made yourself throw up?: Nah.
5. skinny dipped?: I'd like to, but not as of yet.
6: ever been in love?: Yeah, I think so.
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope. Boys don't cry, remember?
8. cried when someone died?: I cried more when my cat died than when either one of my great-grandparents died. Wow, I suck.
9. lied: Frequently.
10. fallen for your best friend?: Well, my best friend is a guy, so no.
11. been rejected?: Yes, frequently. Sucks ass.
12. rejected someone?: Yes, just recently. Not an easy thing.
13. used someone?: Sounds like a good idea.
14. done something you regret?: Yeah.

c u r r e n t
clothes: T-shirt, jeans. When is it ever anything else?
music: I told you, Tommy by The Who
annoyance: My shitty cell phone and its shitty service.
smell: Bacon. Smoke too.
favorite artist: Like, paintings and suchlike? Umm, M.C. Escher.
favorite group: Hard to say. Dead heat between Beatles and Dispatch.
book you're reading: 3 of 'em.
cd in player: Not Applicable.

l a s t | p e r s o n
you touched: Sarah or Griffen, back at camp.
hugged: Sarah, Griffen, Zara, Nick, Dylan and Lolo. It was a group hug.
you imed: Nick.
you yelled at: Your mom.
you kissed: Kari, but that was a little while ago.

a r e | y o u
understanding: Yeah, sure.
open-minded: Yeah.
arrogant: Extremely.
insecure: Dear god yes.
interesting: I've been told I am.
random: Flounder! I mean, yeah.
hungry: You bet.
smart: Continuing with the arrogant thing, yes. Extremely.
moody: Sorta.
hard working: Hells no.
organized: Dear god no!
healthy: Not particularly.
shy: At times, it depends who I'm with.
difficult: Not very.
attractive: Dead sexy. I mean, no.
messy: God yes.
responsible: Not if I can help it.
angry: Usually.
sad: Surprisingly not.
happy: Lately, yeah.
hyper: Not usually.
trusting: Nope.
talkative: No, especially not in school.
legal: You wish.

w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
kill: The guy who invented infomercials.
slap: Your mom.
get really wasted with: Hmmm, no one really. Getting wasted really isn't my thing.
look like: Me. Isn't that nice?
talk to offline: Everyone from CRCAP. Now!
talk to online: I'd still settle for anyone from CRCAP.

r a n d o m
in the morning i am: Asleep.
all i need is: Someone to love. Sorry, just filling in lyrics.
love is: Good shit.
i dream about: Me, Keira Knightly, hot tub filled with jello. Don't ask.

w h i c h | i s | b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: Coke, duh.
flowers or candy: Mmmm...candy.
tall or short: In others, I like them to be short, so I'm taller.

have | y o u | e v e r
sat on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you: Sadly, yes.
saved conversations: Only a couple.
wished you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nope, I like being a guy.
wished you were younger: Hell no.
Cried because someone said something to you?: Boys don't cry, remember?

N u m b e r
of boys ive kissed: None. I'm a guy, remember?
of continents i have lived in: a million!
of tight friends: Enough
of cds i own: More than you can shake your mom at.
of scars on my body: One, from a door.
of things that i regret: Good amount.

y o u r | t h o u g h t s
I know: What you did last summer.
I want: To see the CRCAP folks!
I have: No socks!
I wish: I had a pony.
I hate: Ignorance.
I fear: heights, and more.
I hear: Voices.
I search: For the answer.
I wonder: Whats the deal with cantalope?
I regret: I dunno, your mom?

F i n a l | q u e s t i o n s
1. do you like filling these out?: Yeah, gotta do something 'till South Park.
2. gold or silver: Gold. Worth more, duh.
3. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: Anchorman.
4. favorite cartoon/anime?: South Park, or the Simpsons. Family Guy and Futurama are up there too.
5. what did you have for breakfast this morning?: Home-fries and bacon.
6. who would you love being locked in a room with?: Well, Kari of course. But I wouldn't argue with Kiera Knightely either...
7. could you live without your computer?: Nope, I need all 6 of 'em.
8. would you color your hair?: Yeah, sure.
9. could you ever get off the computer?: Nope, they have to force me.
10. habla espanol?: no comprende.
11. how many people are on your buddy list?: 62
12. drink alcohol?: Not a lot.
13. like watching sunrises or sunsets?: Sunset. Never awake for sunrise.
14. what hurts the most?: Tight harnesses.

Just when you thought it was safe...

2004-08-14T00:36:18Z

Thats right, I'm back! So parents, lock up your daughters (or sons, depending on my mood) and prepare yourselves!

Oh man. I hate to say it, but despite the lack of certain CRCAP folks (especially Kari), the past few weeks have still been quite good. Highlights include:

-Meeting a kid who lives on a freakin FARM!
-Having a councilor from South Africa named Lolo!
-Not showering for a week while camping!
-Thundercats Strike!
-Almost getting sprayed by a skunk when farm-boy shines a flashlight at it.
-6 hour van rides!
-Nearly wetting myself while rock-climbing!
-And, last but not least, dressing in drag for our group's skit!

So if the above havn't totally creeped you out enough, then go find somewhere else on the interweb to find your wierdness. And in closing, I missed you all so much, it hurt. And I, of course, love Kari. The End, nothing more to see here folks.

Happy birthday to me...

2004-07-27T04:31:14Z

Woohoo, I'm 15! Not that it matters, I've been claiming to be 15 for several months, but its nice to have it official now.

Yeah, so today wasn't bad, but wasn't really amazing. I woke up the usual time (afternoon) kinda just hung out the whole day. I saw Full Metal Jacket, which is an amazing movie, but otherwise the day was uneventful.

After dinner, we went to the cell phone store, to get my brother his own plan (cause he's going to college in DC and all), and ended up getting me a new phone too, good stuff. It's nothing amazing, but it isn't bad either.

After we got back, the birthday precedings occurred, it involved pie (which is so much better than cake). Presents were cool, as always, but seemed to mostly be gift certificates and a new pair of earbuds. Coolness nontheless.

Yeah, so thats it. Afterward I kinda just sat around, playing computer games, and here I am now. Woohoo.

G'day mate

2004-07-25T03:21:37Z

Yeah, here I is. Woohoo. Bet you all thought I'd forgotten about this, eh? Well, I had for a day or two. But I'm back, and better than ever. Or, so I'd like to think.

Anyways, the past few days have been rather good. Party on thursday was awesome, but not as great as I was hoping, 'cus there was so little mingling of the groups. Oh well, it was still tons of fun.

And Friday was Festival day, which was fairly awesome this year, unlike most other years. The needham folks showed up for it, which was cool, but they missed most of Jazz & Blues, which was dissapointing, cause that was my favorite performance.

Then, after festival day we all headed to Hannah's house, and had a Quentin Tarentino night, which consisted of watching Resevoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, both are amazing movies.

Anyways, so I get home, and Mike V calls, and I go over there for a while, Dante was there too, and we just sorta chilled. Good times.

Only intersesting things today involved watching Apocalypse Now (amazing movie) and going to Mike's house again. He got his new $600 automag (a paintball gun) and we test fired it. I nearly pissed myself, it was so amazing.

So thats it, go find something else to read.

Rule number one: don't talk about Fight Club

2004-07-20T01:39:34Z

Sorry about the wierd title, but I just got finished watching Fight Club with the gang (Hannah, Iggy, Lintz, and Elena) and I'm a tad pumped. After reading Shua's awesome entry, I'm determined to post more of my feelings. Right now I'm all everywhere, I'm pumped from the movie, but also like totally mellow, and really tired. Oh, and a bit hungry. And I'm really confused too, but thats a different story.

Yeah, so the day's events. Umm, I had camp, as usual (woohoo!). Then when I got home, I went to Iggy's house, and we chilled, and then we came here. Thats it, I'm bored, no more to talk about.

Boo!

2004-07-18T22:04:48Z

Yeah, excting times. Lets start with yesterday/last night. Man oh man, the Alien marathon was so awesome, I am lost for words. Over six hours of intense blood-spattering action man! Anyways, It was me, Igor (or Iggy as we like to call him) Lintz, and to our surprise Hannah's back from Texas and joined us. Also appearing was Lint'z little brother Nathan (who's 10). Needless to say, awesomeness.

It's occured to me, I don't eat like anything on weekends. The pastt two days I've only had one meal (dinner) because I wake up late enough to skip breakfast, and never bother with lunch. Oh well, it works well enough, I'm only a tad light-headed.

Anyways, Today Aaron came over, which is cool cause I havn't seen him in ages. He's still fucking hilarious, as always. And after that, I kinda just hung around on the TV, letting it think for me while i counted the minutes until dinner. Speaking of which, guess what it's time for! See all you (my loving fans) later.

Like, whoa man...

2004-07-17T18:14:53Z

Ahh, the weekend. Finally I get a chance to properly sleep in. Anyways, the reason sleeping in is required is partially due to the party at chez Kaiser last night. Man, that was some fun. And their house, oy! It's like, folding-down-widescreen-TV-with-sound-system-built-into-the-house good. Yeah, but the pary was ubermuch fun, everything considered. The best part was prolly when we were all just chilling out watchimg whatever was on the (fold down widescreen) TV. And, to top it all, when I get home, there's a South Park marathon on TV! So I watch until like 1 in the morning, and then collapse and fall asleep.

And today should kick some major ass too. At 4:00 Igor and I are heading to Lintz's house (Hannah may be there too, we're not sure) to watch Alien, Aliens, and Alien 3 back-to-back-to-back. 'Tis going to be insanity. Thats all, nothing else interesting happened. Ever.

Hopping on the bandwagon

2004-07-15T21:59:31Z

Well, since everyone else in the world (Trudie and Shua) have, here's that redonkulous About Me thing, filled in as truthfully as I care to be.

ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Christopher John Lucibella
Age:: 14 (nearly 15)
Height:: 5' 3 and 3/4"
Natural hair colour:: Blonde
Eye colour:: Brown
Number of siblings:: One
Glasses/contacts?:: nope and nope
Piercings:: no
Tattoos:: none that you know of...
Braces?:: no, thankfully

FAVOURITE
Colour:: Either Navy Blue or Lime Green
Band:: Beatles, most likely
Song:: Ooh, tough. Perhaps Blackbird by The Beatles.
Stuffed animal:: none that you know of
Video game:: Half-Life
TV show:: The Simpsons, Sienfeld, South Park
Movie:: Yeesh, thats tough. Maybe anything by Quentin Tarentino
Book:: Night Watch
Food:: People
Game on a cell phone:: Snake. I am a snake master!
CD cover:: U2 the Joshua Tree
Flower:: I personally don't like flowers too much.
Scent:: Beats me
Animal:: Either cats, or Prairie Dogs
Comic book:: Batman, all the way
Cereal:: Anything with sugar
Website:: maddox.xmission.com
Cartoon:: Calvin and Hobbes
Periodic Element:: Any of the Noble Gasses, cause they don't take shit from anyone

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: The sax
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: Not lately
Like to sing?:: Only when I'm sure no one can hear me
Have a job?:: Private Contractor to PCsmartie.com, thank you very much.
Have a cell phone?:: Yeah, but it's shit
Like to play sports?:: Not in the slightest
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: No, despite my best efforts
Have a crush on someone?:: Yeah, but I'll never say who. Well, maybe I will if you pressure me
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: Not quite
Have any special talents/skills?:: I can spin around and throw up, does that count?
Excercise daily?:: Not if I can help it
Like school?:: This is a joke, right?

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Nope, unless I'm caught driving drunk
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: Nah
Speak any other languages?:: A little french, only what they could force on me
Go a day without food?:: Probably
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Have in the past
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yeah, its tabs I can't read
Roll your tongue?:: Yep
Eat a whole pizza?:: Unlikely

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: Yeah
Cried to get out of trouble?:: ...maybe...
Gotten lost in your city?:: Haha, constantly
Seen a shooting star?:: Da
Been to any other countries besedes the united states?:: Does Canada count?
Had a serious surgery?:: Nope
Stolen something important to someone else?:: Nothing they missed
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Don't have the patience
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Nah
Cried over a girl?:: I refuse to testify on this one
Cried over a boy?:: Nope
Kissed a random stranger?:: Nope
Hugged a random stranger?:: No, they'd punch me
Been in a fist fight?:: Nothing real
Been arrested?:: Not strictly arrested...it was more of a "you have to show up in court"
Done drugs?:: Nothing illegal
Had alcohol?:: Not to an amazing quantity
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Once, and it hurt like hell
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: Not yet...
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: No
Swore at your parents?:: Yeah, I swear constantly, and so do they
Been to warped tour?:: nope
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Only Luke, does he count as a guy?
Been in love?:: I'd like to think so, but thats another story
Been close to love?:: No question about it
Been to a casino?:: Yeah
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Not yet...
Broken a bone?:: Nope
Gotten stitches?:: Not for anything serious
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: Man, that would be so great...
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: No, I know its stupid.
Made homemade muffins?:: Not that you know of
Bitten someone?:: Constantly.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld:: Couple times. Its not all it's cracked up to be
More than 5 times?:: No
Been to niagra falls?:: Nope
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yeah

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: This morning
Went to the bathroom:: When I got home from camp
Saw a movie in theaters:: Farhenheit 9/11
Read a book:: Almost done with Good Omens...
Had a snow day:: Not recently, it is summer...
Had a party:: umm, beats me
Had a slumber party:: Luke's birthday
Made fun of someone:: Constantly. Andrew.
Tripped in front of someone:: Recently...
Went to the grocery store:: Not if I can help it
Got sick:: As school was ending
Cursed:: Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck. That recently enough?

WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: Fuzzy
Hat:: Trudie
Hard:: Ummm, [censored]
Free:: Blackbird
Space:: MIR
Taste:: Spicey
Good Charlotte:: Chocolate.
Red:: Blood
Deep:: Whoa
Heart:: Thump
Cord:: Power
Cheese:: Hat
Rain:: Wet
Work:: Hard
Pedal:: Gas
Head:: Hat, goddamn it!
Bed:: Awesome
Fluff:: Story
Hardcore:: [censored]
Race:: Wheelchair
Knife:: Pointy
Jump:: Ouch

I....
am:: Dead sexy
want:: Someone to love
need:: Someone to love
crave:: Drugs, drugs and more drugs. I mean, chocolat
love:: Someone to love (man, thats a good song)
hate:: Commies
did:: Your old man
feel:: Dead sexy
miss:: Honestly, everyone. No one's around
would rather:: Be paintballing
am tired of:: Not sleeping
will always:: Be a sexy beast

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: Classic rock
What time is it now?:: 5:47 PM
What day is it?:: What, it's Thursday already?
Whens the last time you called someone?:: Few minutes ago. I had to call your mom to find her going rate. Oh!!!
How much money do you have right now?:: A dollar, and 100 pesos.
Are you hungry?:: Just ate, so I'll put down sorta
Whatcha doing?:: Existing
Do you like parades?:: Yeah, sure
Do you like the moon?:: I don't hate it...
What are you going to do when you're done with this?:: Orgy. I mean, see Spiderman 2
Isn't cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: Yeah, sure
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: I already have magical powers
Have you ever had a picnic?:: Yeah
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: Thankfully, no
What about sock em boppers?:: again, thankfully no
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: Nope. I hates socks.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: I'd like to think so
pretty? I told you, I'm dead sexy
sarcastic?:: No..... (sarcasm)
lazy?:: Oh yeah
hyper?:: Rarely
friendly?:: Depends
evil?:: Constantly
smart?:: Yeah, sure
strong?:: HAHAHAAHAHA!!! You have got to be kidding me!
talented?:: At a few things, mostly fairly useless
dorky?:: But of course!

FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: Totally against. Too many of my friends have tried.
love:: Totally for
drunk drivers:: What, another joke?
airplanes:: They kick ass!
war:: Thats a noodle-scratcher. On the one hand, violence (the fake kind) is fun. But real war really sucks ass.
united states:: I love the US, thats why I hate Bush
rock music:: Totally for man
gay marriage:: Absolutely for
school:: I have to
surveys:: No, and especially not polls!
parents:: We hates them, we does...
cars:: I really don't like 'em. There's gotta be a better way...
killing:: Against, unless you have a damned good reason and a license
britney spears:: Nah, I'm sick and tired of her
coffee:: Good stuff
pants:: They are a prison! And I have just freed myself!

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: Totally
Play strip poker?:: Man, I've already tried, but everyone else was too scared.
Run away?:: It could be fun
Curse at a teacher?:: Yes, with a good reason
Not take a shower for a week?:: God, I like hygene just fine
Ask someone out?:: Totally. Have already and will continue to in the future, until someone says yes
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: Depends on the person
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: Totally
Go scuba diving?:: I'd like to
Write a book?:: If I had the patience...
Become a rockstar?:: That'd be fun.
Have casual sex?:: Not right now, but maybe sometime in the future

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: The green kind
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: Do hugs count?
What kind of computer do you have?:: Homemade
What grade are you in?:: Not a freshman anymore!!
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: I should, but I don't
Or just make out?:: Ooh, put me down for one of those!
How many posters do you have in your room?:: A couple
How many cds do you have?:: Not a lot, its all my brothers CDs and they're on the iPod
What time is it now?:: 5:58 PM